Sneeze (#1829)

I pinch my nose and squeeze,
But I can’t stop that sneeze!
I don’t mean to self-lampoon,
But my sneeze is like a cartoon,
My claim may sound exaggerated,
But my sneeze is quite animated,
My nose tickles and I take in air,
It repeats and builds as I prepare,
My eyes bulge and then clench,
BOOM! Sneeze droplets drench!
At least it doesn’t send me flying,
Else of embarrassment I’d be dying,

Any Thoughts?

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