Poetry

Jellybean Hate (#1242)

Nothing is as torturous as the dreaded jellybean,
Their flavors border on preposterous and obscene,
Flavors of ear wax, canned dog food, and A&W root beer!
Just the idea they exist gives me a cringe and a tear,
How anyone could create such a freaky candy,
Their taste bizarre and its texture gritty and sandy,
To eat a jellybean for pleasure pure?
What a sickening thought for sure!
If anything could disappear from this earth,
Oh, let it be the jellybean! It would bring much mirth!
But alas! Still manufactured is the dreaded jellybean,
Their existence is utterly terrifying, cruel and mean!

Any Thoughts?

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