Floof (#1459)

They call a cat a floof?
Floof is a word- they have proof?
It’s not truly a real word,
Yet still used and overheard,
Apparently “fluffy” wasn’t enough,
They needed something for ridiculous fluff,
As many animals are, they inherit the name,
Couldn’t hairy and fluffy work all the same?
Is the existing English language too much of a pain?
Hell, this topic already had enough slang,
What will our language be like in decades to come?
Best go ahead and break out the whiskey and rum!

Any Thoughts?

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