Poetry

Bad Driver (#530)

Is it really that hard to correctly drive?
It’s a miracle the rest us can survive,
Your aftermath could be ghoulishly graphic,
Hey, dumb ass obey the fucking laws of traffic!

I’ll stay in my lane and you in yours,
I’ll try not to think of keying your doors,
Do us all a favor and get off the road,
Damn you just broke another traffic code!

Really? That’s the best you can drive?
I doubt you’ll make it to your destination alive,
Dude. You’re not supposed to use your car to strafe,
If you’re driving no one will ever be safe!

Any Thoughts?

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