Application Down (#822)

It’s broke!
That SQL went croak,
Front end or back,
That shit is smack,
Queries timing out,
Results always in doubt,
Fragmented database,
The errors we face,
DB failure always on the lurk,
Will it ever truly work?
Application went boom, boom!
Helpdesk’s doom, doom!
CSAT trashed, trashed!
Computers crashed, crashed!
Agents scream, scream!
Developers ream, ream!
Perm fixes refused!
Beaten! Battered! Bruised!

Any Thoughts?

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